The small Caribbean island nation of St. Drogo, named after the patron Saint of the unattractive, has been overrun by a mess of iguanas. A "mess" is what you call a big group of iguanas and this mess is ill-tempered. All the humans of St. Drogo and most of the animals have fled the island. The only ones to stick around are the crabs who are very ill-tempered themselves.

There are thousands of iguanas living on the island. Each has their own unique ill-tempered personality and ways about them. Many have adopted human behaviors and even wear the clothes left behind by people who escaped the nasty new iguana regime.

Today, you won't find any vacationers or bathing beauties on St. Drogo. The cruise ships full of celebrities have stopped coming and all the flashy casinos have folded. As the island heads for complete chaos a handful of iguanas realize that something needs to be done...

The Department of Anger Management
The Department of Anger Management (DAM) was created to provide all the essential services to the residents that humans no longer maintain. Unfortunately, the DAM is also run by ill-tempered iguanas who aren't up to the task nor do they have the ability to operate things proficiency. Aside from uploading photos and creating ill-tempered propaganda, it really doesn't do much of anything.

Uploading photos?...when a iguana registers with the DAM they must take a photo for their island ID card. These digital images are then stored on OpenSea.io which they were told was a highly secure database designed just for them.



The NFTs

  • Ill-Tempered Dragons are very limited in number and hard to obtain. They are not currently available to the public. There are only 50 elders in existence and they are reserved for a secret project TBA.

  • Ill-Tempered Iguanas are residents of the island and you'll find them on OpenSea.io. They are available to the public to buy/sell/trade. There are approximately 150 initially with many more to come.

  • Ill-Tempered Hatchling (coming soon) are new born iguanas. You can purchase them before they actually hatch so each is a surprise. Many are basic and common. A few are special and a handful are extremely rare. There are 5,000 Hatchlings soon to be available.

  • Crabs (coming soon)are the enablers of the island. They do the bidding of the DAM and often try to sew chaos making matters worse for the island residents. There are 5,000 crabs that will be available on OpenSea.io as NFTs but honestly, who wants crabs?